Maxine's Will

I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive
indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be
put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade
biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in
simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I
fail to ask for at least one of the following...

*Glass of wine***

*chocolate***

*Margarita *

*Mashed Potatoes ***

*chocolate ***

*Martini ***

*Cold Beer***

*chocolate***

*Chicken fried steak ***

*cream gravy***

*chocolate***

*Mexican food***

*chocolate***

*French fries***

*chocolate***

*Pizza***

*chocolate***

*ice cream ***

*cup of tea ***

*chocolate***

*Chocolate*

* *

*Chocolate*

...It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day**